David Cameron visits Egypt with EIGHT Arm dealers in tow

"The UK Government prioritises the interests of arms companies – it makes a mockery of claiming to have a rigorous approach to arms sales. People in the Middle East are dying in an attempt to get democracy and yet Cameron and other ministers are still selling weapons used to oppress them." 

Sarah Waldron-Campaign Against the Arm Trade

SHAM-eron with Egypt's Field Marshall Tantawi perhaps sealing an arms deal. Picture DailyMail

David Cameron became the first world leader to visit Egypt since the political impotent and demented  Hosni Mubarak was ousted from power.Mr SHAM-eron took along eight British Arms firms on his trip to promote democracy in the Arab world.They include top bosses from BAE, Rolls-Royce, QinetiQ, Cobham Group,Ultra Electronics,Atkins,Babcock International and Thales. Cameron's visit with Arm dealers in tow shows gross disrespect to memories of hundreds of dead Egyptians massacred a few weeks ago in their fight for democracy (with arms most likely procured from the West). Dust has barely settled on graves, mourning still goes on for those who lost loved ones yet SHAM-eron is already quick to secure the sale of more arms to Egypt. His scandalous behaviour is no different from a widow/widower having intimate liaisons with others as the dead partner lays cold dead in a coffin next door. 

The defence minister Gerald Howarth along with 50 British companies are currently attending an Arms exposition in the UAE also attended by Libyan officials.While hundreds lay lying in cold blood in the streets of Libya, Britain is attending and perhaps even negotiating more deals in the arm trade. Are you sick to your stomach at the morbid actions of men in the upper political echelon because I am such that no amount of anti-emetic can offer relief. 

Just this afternoon, SHAM-eron gave a speech from Kuwait  denouncing the attacks  and violence in Libya as "completely unacceptable"  A violence indirectly promoted by the sale of arms & ammunition from Britain to Libya Mr Prime Minister!. The last few days have seen mass carnage of Libyans as they dared stood up to GaddaFIRE's 42 year old tyrannical despotic rule.Britain has been involved in the trade of arms to Libya since 2004 and just as recently as the last general elections sold tear gas, sniper riffles and crowd control ammunition to Libya. The hyprocrtical  message of democracy Britain appears to promotes is enough to knock senseless any democracy activist with anger and gross disbelief.

If  world leaders have peace and democracy as top priority over shady oil deals with autocratic regimes; there will be an immediate end to the sale of firearms to authoritarian,oppressive regimes in Middle Eastern and African countries. The real terrorists are political brain dead inept tyrannical leaders from these nations set loose to run amok like mad dogs, just because they possess oil rich land fields and other natural reserves.

First read in The Independent,Business Week and The Daily Mail

Quote of the Day

 Always live in the moment.
Appreciate what you are given.
Take risks, love recklessly and live happily.Follow your heart to the fullest.Do not dwell on regrets. 

And just when the Caterpillar thought it's life was over, it became a butterfly. 

(Source:various positive reads)

Berlusconi to face sex trial presided by THREE female Judges

Silvio Berlusconi: Mafia sleaze sex ball will finally face sex charges on 6th April having his fate decided by three female judges. Talk about Girl Power. He stands accused of having sexual liaisons with an under age Moroccan prostitute- the then 17year old Karima el-Mahroug; and abuse of power after placing a  personal phone call to a police station where Ms El-Mahroug was being held on accusations of theft.In the ensuing phone call, BerlusHorny asked for her immediate release stating she was the grand-daughter of then President Mubarak. The demands were hastily met.

BerlusCorny is a permatan smooth pimp dressed in expensive well cut suits shielding behind his political power and wealth. How he has managed to dodge prosecution from these sex scandals since 2009 is baffling.His 17year political career has been beleaguered with countless bribery and corruption cases which he somehow mystically always got acquitted. The timeless African proverb '99 days for the thief and one day for the owner' springs to mind.

The Moroccan prostitute now 18, denies being paid for sex. Of course a prostitute turns up at BerlusHorny's well known bunga bunga parties and they discuss politics whilst nibbling on canapes and sipping caviar all night...just as David Cameron is a descendant of West African migrants. Bungling political mess.

This sexual predator should stand down immediately as PM.He is a discredit to the term Italian Stallion.

Alleged to have used/using women to satisfy his carnal desires,he will now face three of them to explain why or how he did didn't.

If found guilty, BerlusHorny faces up to 15years in prison.

First Read in The Guardian

XXL Americans go on a NO diet to Michelle Obama's healthy eating stimulus

Our English cousins over the pond are content with eating themselves fat to a stupor given recent back lashes faced by healthy eating campaigners such as Jamie Oliver & U.S. First Lady Mrs Obama. For getting our beloveth eat healthy is as arduous a task as having an elephant fit into a size 0 tankini: unworkable. It is Utopian to imagine XXL Americans accept any healthy eating stimulus of any sort if it isn't deep fried,pan fried,or sizzling oozing with tons of fat slapped in ketchup and Dijon mustard. Jamie Oliver's TV show on the ABC network earlier on this year showed children in America's fattest city: Huntington-West Virginia; mistaking vine tomatoes as potatoes...

The First Lady Michelle Obama's 'Lets Move!' initiative (aimed at tackling America's disgraceful ever rising childhood obesity rate) last Wednesday celebrated it's first anniversary and to mark this; our graceful cousins produced a caricature mocking Mrs Obama as an overweight woman stuffing  her face with mountain pile hamburgers besides a twig thin salad eating Mr Obama.The cartoons are of poor taste and highlight how myopic Americans are over such an important issue clogging up their coronary health.

17% of  American children and adolescents between 2-19 years are obese(CDC). Two thirds of Americans are obese with the overall burden of the disease costing $147million per anum(CBS News). It is greatly disturbing to see Mrs Obama's campaign being ridiculed as such.The untreatable wart of American politics with a vacuous space where her brain should be(Sarah Pack-It-In) voiced her fatuous concerns over the Obesity campaign remarking 'What (Michelle Obama) is telling us is she cannot trust parents to make decisions for their own children, for their own families in what we should eat.' Well given the rate and burden of current childhood obesity...clearly not. Perhaps the First Lady should try deep frying 'Lets Move!' in litres of fat and serve them on a bed of American fries accompanied by XXL can of pop. This may just get the attention of our XXL cousins.

First Read inThe Daily Mail

Colonial Love & an Illicit Affair

 "Cameroon and France are entangled at the hips like two illegal lovers caught in the throes of passion". Mambo

"Independent" yet steadfastly walks to tune of whitemen in suits amidst protests(crushed tomatoes)

Despite being freed from colonial rule over half a century ago; Cameroon and its citizens (myself a prime example) remain nothing but a by product of neocolonialism and Francofrog French policy of Assimilation. We need to be soaked in fresh spring waters of  Afrocentrism and hung out to dry in pegs of Identity Awareness.

Mongo Beti 1932-2001 Political Writer

Cameroonian writer- Mongo Beti: who heavily mocked the iron grip Croaking French Toads had over Cameroon alluded in his 1972 novel : Main basse sur le Cameroun, autopsie d'une décolonisation ('Cruel hand on Cameroon, autopsy of a decolonization') what we all know: Cameroon is still steadfastly tied to the apron strings of its former colonial master.What a right French twist that is! One only needs to take a look at how a French twist is achieved at the hairdressers to know what a baking hot mess Cameroon is entangled in. 

We have been proud to associate ourselves with term Françafrique- a word coined by the French Puppet Houphouët-Boigny of Côte d'Ivoire to represent the friendship between France and her slaves African allies. However it is a vulgar, debasing term which signifies degradation and neocolonialism at its peak. Just as it is wrong to call a black man 'nigger', except  for dumb tattooed tramps aka rappers: so to should  it be wrong in using this term  to talk about Afro-Franco relations. French Economist François Xavier Verschave couldn't have given a more apt description as to the meaning of Françafrique: "The secret criminality in the upper echelons of French politics and economy, where a kind of underground Republic is hidden from view" The word is dangerously close to sounding like France in Africa. Don't we all know France is in Africa anyway?Somehow Geographers continuously err in placing her in Europe. 

The worst kept secret in the history of Cameroon's "fair" elections is the fact that everyone knows they are anything but "fair".A Cameroon election to be "fair" is like asking Chantal Biya to ditch the weave and adopt a more natural look- a far cry from her 1st Drag Queen of Africa status. It is like saying Polar bears have voted summer over winter. Blooming heck they did! The immoral harlot that is France has never questioned the fair election system of it's lover yet all monkeys were set loose to trash the banana plantation over Ivory Coast's election rigging. Gbabgo is not a string puppet like Houphouët-Boigny. He refuses to eat from your palms and the world including Super Nanny UN intervenes. The toothless bull dog OAU barks but has no teeth to bite.In fact it is so useless it's bark will not awaken a one week old sleeping infant.
  

The illicit love affair between France & Cameroon, borne during colonialism as far back as 1919 orchestrated under the auspices of the League of Nations needs to stop.The many illegitimate off springs from this affair have done nothing  but deteriorate Cameroon's economy faster than a mudslide. Southern Cameroon acted like thoroughly doubly blindfolded mice on the 1st October 1961 as she voted away her last shred of freedom and dignity to join French Cameroon...willingly selling her soul to servitude as the FrancoToad's mistress.

'We politely referred to as “underdeveloped,” in truth are colonial,semi-colonial or dependent countries'. Che Guevara.

Quote of the Day

“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” - Oscar Wilde

My favourite Oscar Wilde tale of all times is The Fisherman & His Soul. A tragic story of true love- a man loveth so deep that his soul he doth gaveth up for love.  

'Love is better than wisdom, and more precious than riches, and fairer than the feet of the daughters of men. The fires cannot destroy it, nor can the waters quench it'. (The Fisherman to his dead love; the Mermaid).Here is a link to the story and many of Oscar Wilde's tales.The Fisherman & His Soul

PS: Doesn't Oscar Wilde look like Jonathan Ross?

Arrested for "theft by finding" after picking up discarded food

A 21 year old woman has been arrested and charged with theft by finding after helping herself to food items worth £200 thrown out by supermarket giant Tesco. Sasha Hall from Essex who earns £600 a month thought manna had fallen from heaven when her local Tesco Express in Great Baddow threw food up to the amount of £3000 after a power cut. The police who have nothing better to do than terrorise cash strapped hungry citizens later arrived at Ms Hall's domicile threatening to break open her door. She was then promptly handcuffed, arrested like a hardened criminal and will appear in front of Magistrates on February the 16th charged with theft by finding. Talk about the misappropriation of tax payers money to make such a useless arrest while yobs run amok on our streets!

What is theft by finding?

The complexity of English Law renders The Riemann Hypothesis almost solved. The Theft Act of 1968 1(1) defines theft as:  "A person is guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it; and ‘theft’ and ‘steal’ shall be construed accordingly". 3(1) of the same act also states : "Any assumption by a person of the rights of an owner amounts to an appropriation, and this includes, where he has come by the property (innocently or not) without stealing it, any later assumption of a right to it by keeping or dealing with it as owner"  And there you have your meaning of theft by finding. However in this case Ms Hall did not appropriate property given that when Tesco threw out the food: Tesco forfeited its right to that property so it stops being a property of Tesco's.It is tantamount to picking up food in a rubbish bin. How is that theft by finding when the said property is not property owned? What next? Arresting people for scouring the scrap yard? Perhaps if the Met Police have finished dealing with crime off our streets they should shoe shine their shoes to a mirror reflection instead of wasting tax payers money on such incongruous arrests. Tesco should be arrested for its diabolical food waste and its ever soaring prices handcuffed permanently to a price halt. 

First Read in The Daily Mail

What if Lindsay Lohan was Lakeisha Tejani Harem

I couldn't help but wonder for one second what if Miss PoutyTrout Lindsay Lohan was Lakeisha Tejani Harem.

• She would have been denied bail and immediately sent to jail.
• If at all granted bail it would have surpassed the measly $40,000 Lohan's was set at.
• All offers of work would instantly melt away faster than icicles in scorching heat.
• Lakeisha of course would have been portrayed by the dominantly Caucasian run press as a good for  nothing coke head violent uncontrollable woman with a myriad of evils as an accompanying character.

Lohan is almost glorified as the ultimate cool glamorous blond b**** . Her trophies of misdemeanours include:

• DUI
• Cocaine consumption
• Attacking a Betty Ford employee
• Various theft allegations ranging from $12,000mink coat,$400,000 necklace from a fashion shoot, $3,500 Rolex, and the most recent $2,500 gold necklace.

Time and time again this blond trout escapes the hooks and nets of the law or are the fishermen deliberately casting nets with huge hole sizes in the murky sea world of celebrity,fame and money? You  have a clear CCTV footage of this thief leaving the shop with a stolen item and the case is in court? That makes a huge mockery of the law.If that had  been a poor woman from Brooklyn or whatever countless ghetto areas there exist in America, her chances of getting away with a slap on the wrist would have been as feasible as Hell flooding. 
It is hugely ironical that  the law which is meant to bring justice to all; instead highlights the mass injustice and inequality between normal non celebrity mortals and untouchable celebrity mortals.

Think twice if you are poor and commit a crime...

And needless to say you need a year out to assess and think thoroughly if you are black.

Synchronise your sins on your iPhone

Devout Catholics who own iPhones will be pleased to know it is now possible for one to sync one's sinful sins on one's  iPhone via the recently launched Confession Application for a meagre fee of £1.19($1.99).The application endorsed by the Church gives users the opportunity to keep track of their sins namely paedophilia and sexual grooming of young boys offering tips and guidance on the Sacrament of Penance.One is encouraged to examine themselves and their conscience based on age, sex, marital status, sexual orientation, etc: understand their actions before taking the confession trip.

In his recent World Communication speech on January 24th, the Pontiff noted using social networking sites did not constitute sin and encouraged young Christians to share vital information via such networks.

Wonder if God emails his team(Angels, Saints,etc) with daily briefs on their heavenly duties...

First Read in BBC News

Gay lessons to be introduced in school curriculum

Last week the government approved a £35,000 scheme aimed at teaching children about homosexuality in their school lessons. Schools can decide whether to opt in or out.Of course there will be no option with RC schools.

Plans include:

• Using gay characters in maths/arithmetic and role play scenarios
• Teaching "LGBT vocabulary"
• Including homosexuals in census during statistics
• Encouraging the makings and use of gay right symbols by pupils
• Having class discussions featuring same sex families

I find this hugely preposterous and asinine on the part of the government and please do not accuse me of homoprejudice.These days it is near impossible for one to express their thoughts without being labelled racist,sexist,anti-Semitic, homonegative, homophobic, homoignorant,etc (pardon me if I have omitted more to the Litany of Anti-social Names).

Homosexuality it appears is being rammed down our throats by our nanny government. The more marginalised groups of people are being forced into our faces for us to accept them, the more they become more marginalised and unaccepted. Recent reports on education suggest that children are leaving school short of the three Rs(Reading,Writing, Arithmetic) yet the government is obsessed with teaching children about homosexuality. Of what use is this if the children end up not being able to read and spell homosexuality?How about concentrating on the basic necessity of education? What is this obsession we have developed with sex and homosexuality? How about learning to talk before you can sing? Teaching children LGBT vocabulary is an idea so ridiculously insane I rather choose adopting the language of chavs.Why? Because most LGBT language are of a high adult material shrouded in sexual meanings. For example cruising isn't what you think it is.Even as an adult I cringe at the many meanings behind these words and shudder incessantly to think of my 10 year old niece or 7 year old nephew learning about these in schools.

Parents are already engaged in a social war with the media,TV, etc over their coverage of sexuality, sex, etc at every angle.When my niece was about six, she was aware of the term lesbian meaning "two women kissing Auntie".A stark contrast to Auntie who became aware of homosexuality at the age of 18 in a Pretoria bar in South Africa. Please do not ask me how but it was an evening of startling revelations which resulted in my girlfriend Nnenna and I being issued stark warnings in the predominantly Caucasian lesbian club.

So what next will be on the curriculum? Encouraging children to dress as alter gender characters to explore all the different sexualities?  If we are taught homosexuality is just as equal as heterosexuality why the need to continuously cleanse us with waters from the stream of homosexuality? It is still headline news when a famous personality "comes out of the closet". Are we all just hugely ostentatious in accepting homosexuality? This can be applied to ethnicity as well when we raise our eyebrows at that well spoken black person who is a Lord,Baroness or an MD of  a FTSE 100 company.

We are all free to be whatever we wish to be...that is a basic freedom right but we are not obliged to accept what people choose to be.That is not an issue. It becomes an issue when we start behaving in an unacceptable manner towards those we do not agree with. Let education be education without interference from society's moral high horse.

First Read in The Telegraph

International Year for People of African Descent

2011 is the International Year for People of African Descent as declared by the UN and USA.Is this short of an apology for the inhuman slave in humans orchestrated by the US which went on for over two centuries? What does an International Year for People of African Descent really signify? Perhaps an end to economic slavery by most of African descent with the US & major European countries? A recognition of Africa and it's peoples as an equal economic power? A stop to the brain drain currently enjoyed by the US and Europe? But then again just like the abominable trade in humans: our leaders were at the helm of such a trade and continue to be so. Below is a video message from the US secretary of state to all peoples who fit into this category.

Video Message from Hilary Clinton

First Read in US Department of State

The inequality of gender equality.

"When women start wanting to behave like men, they disrupt the natural order of things". Mambo

The recent sexism scandal which has engulfed Sky Sports making headlines over the past week has created such a furore of heat hotter than volcanic larva.For those who preach gender equality louder than Jesus Christ ever preached the Gospel, extend this to all areas of life and not just pick and choose where women should be treated equal. As a woman I do not want to be equal to a man; I wish to be treated differently like a pampered pooch and rather much prefer phrases as "Oh she's a lady.You can't expect her to." rather than be seen as a man's equal. Men and women are not physiologically or physically equal and there's a reason for that which can be applied to all areas of life be it social,work,etc.

The press and air head celebrities have been quick  to jump on the sexism Concorde denouncing comments made off air in private between two Sky Sports  dinosaurs journalists. Rio Ferdinand was quick to tweet via his beak about it being OK to have a female official in a game. One can actually feel the falseness & insincerity of Ferdinand's empty twitter rant.Hopefully Rio has never ever made crude anti-female jibes in the men's locker room.

I personally do not give a flying monkeys about comments made in private hence the word "private". The neanderthal  reporters didn't go public about their misogynist views. Certain professions are dominated and well suited to certain genders: so what? It is the same as doing a double take at a male midwife. (Or are they now called midhusband?). I am sure women will make equally vile comments! 

Everyone is entitled to their opinion no matter how offensive it may seem so long as it is not thrown at the victim's face.The problem with the world is we are too far up our gluteus maximus  with political correctness and appeasing whatever religious, race, etc act there is we are now at high  risk of losing our own individuality. Perhaps it is time for a Private Communication Act to be passed.

The comments were not sexist: they were but a selection of poorly unrefined jokes taking a swipe at the female sex. Last time I checked sexism was defined as the belief that one sex is superior to the other (Well yes most men are physically superior to women while most women are psychologically superior to men!). Sexism, racism,etc are views held unknowingly by a vast majority. So you have never raised an eyebrow at female dustbin men, concierge, or gawked at a male hotel maid?

When women start wanting to behave like men: it disrupts the natural order of things.The real victims of these so called sexism scandal are men for if a woman had made such equally poor taste jokes about men, it would have been laughed off.

PS:Isn't it interesting how Sky Sports female journalists are mostly svelte attractive blonds? Doesn't that make Sky Sports selectively appearance sexist in it's selection of journalists?