Thursday 10 March 2011

The case of the interfering peace dove who really brings war

I haven't updated the blog in a very long time...this is because I am currently working on different projects at the moment- but will try and update perhaps once or twice a month. Not sure if I had any avid readers but if I did, accept my unreserved apologies. 

Meanwhile isn't it sad that over 1000 Libyans have been dead with arms purchased from the UK since 2004? Amidst rumours from news sources that Tony Blair acted as an advisor to Gaddafi after leaving  Number 10. The LSE accepted £300,000 from the Gaddafi regime...in fact the UK had accepted money from Gaddafi when they sold him ammunition! So who really is responsible for a non immunised rabies infected dog running amok biting children? The owner or the dog? And isn't it even sadder that we now see France, Supper Nanny UN, etc meddling with the affairs of Ivory Coast? Ivory Coast is on the brink of a Civil War because once again Western powers are interfering in the state of African affairs: they know the cost of everything and the value of nothing. An African life is so valueless to these Western pimps who like slave masters of old flog off African leaders against one another for the highest bid...in this case Alasane Outtara who is now the faithful preened African French chihuahua. Can I hear a  French bark?... "ouf! ouf!"

It is highly ironical that whenever the West appears as a peace bearing dove regions descend into anarchy. Do you remember Iraq before American invasion? It had a despotic ruler yet 'relatively' peaceful. There were no routine bombings across the country.Bombings have now become solely implanted in the day to day life of Iraqis.The number of murdered Iraqis remains unclear and I very much doubt if there exists a family in Iraq who hasn't lost a loved one to this senseless war which was set out solely to gratify the selfish desire of George Bush II. Bush Sr took America to war and so did Bush Jr: a family with more blood on their hands than Charles Taylor yet the world ignores these two criminals. Shouldn't The Hague question Bush and Blair on the purpose of this war?...So many questions and no answers. Until next time, my Big Mouth is temporary closed.  
Politicians are like babies constantly requiring a nappy change because they are always full of s**t.

Tuesday 22 February 2011

David Cameron visits Egypt with EIGHT Arm dealers in tow

"The UK Government prioritises the interests of arms companies – it makes a mockery of claiming to have a rigorous approach to arms sales. People in the Middle East are dying in an attempt to get democracy and yet Cameron and other ministers are still selling weapons used to oppress them." 
Sarah Waldron-Campaign Against the Arm Trade
SHAM-eron with Egypt's Field Marshall Tantawi perhaps sealing an arms deal. Picture DailyMail
David Cameron became the first world leader to visit Egypt since the political impotent and demented  Hosni Mubarak was ousted from power.Mr SHAM-eron took along eight British Arms firms on his trip to promote democracy in the Arab world.They include top bosses from BAE, Rolls-Royce, QinetiQ, Cobham Group,Ultra Electronics,Atkins,Babcock International and Thales. Cameron's visit with Arm dealers in tow shows gross disrespect to memories of hundreds of dead Egyptians massacred a few weeks ago in their fight for democracy (with arms most likely procured from the West). Dust has barely settled on graves, mourning still goes on for those who lost loved ones yet SHAM-eron is already quick to secure the sale of more arms to Egypt. His scandalous behaviour is no different from a widow/widower having intimate liaisons with others as the dead partner lays cold dead in a coffin next door. 

The defence minister Gerald Howarth along with 50 British companies are currently attending an Arms exposition in the UAE also attended by Libyan officials.While hundreds lay lying in cold blood in the streets of Libya, Britain is attending and perhaps even negotiating more deals in the arm trade. Are you sick to your stomach at the morbid actions of men in the upper political echelon because I am such that no amount of anti-emetic can offer relief. 

Just this afternoon, SHAM-eron gave a speech from Kuwait  denouncing the attacks  and violence in Libya as "completely unacceptable"  A violence indirectly promoted by the sale of arms & ammunition from Britain to Libya Mr Prime Minister!. The last few days have seen mass carnage of Libyans as they dared stood up to GaddaFIRE's 42 year old tyrannical despotic rule.Britain has been involved in the trade of arms to Libya since 2004 and just as recently as the last general elections sold tear gas, sniper riffles and crowd control ammunition to Libya. The hyprocrtical  message of democracy Britain appears to promotes is enough to knock senseless any democracy activist with anger and gross disbelief.

If  world leaders have peace and democracy as top priority over shady oil deals with autocratic regimes; there will be an immediate end to the sale of firearms to authoritarian,oppressive regimes in Middle Eastern and African countries. The real terrorists are political brain dead inept tyrannical leaders from these nations set loose to run amok like mad dogs, just because they possess oil rich land fields and other natural reserves.

Sunday 20 February 2011

Quote of the Day

 Always live in the moment.
Appreciate what you are given.
Take risks, love recklessly and live happily.Follow your heart to the fullest.Do not dwell on regrets.
 
And just when the Caterpillar thought it's life was over, it became a butterfly

(Source:various positive reads)

Wednesday 16 February 2011

Berlusconi to face sex trial presided by THREE female Judges

Silvio Berlusconi: Mafia sleaze sex ball will finally face sex charges on 6th April having his fate decided by three female judges. Talk about Girl Power. He stands accused of having sexual liaisons with an under age Moroccan prostitute- the then 17year old Karima el-Mahroug; and abuse of power after placing a  personal phone call to a police station where Ms El-Mahroug was being held on accusations of theft.In the ensuing phone call, BerlusHorny asked for her immediate release stating she was the grand-daughter of then President Mubarak. The demands were hastily met.


BerlusCorny is a permatan smooth pimp dressed in expensive well cut suits shielding behind his political power and wealth. How he has managed to dodge prosecution from these sex scandals since 2009 is baffling.His 17year political career has been beleaguered with countless bribery and corruption cases which he somehow mystically always got acquitted. The timeless African proverb '99 days for the thief and one day for the owner' springs to mind.

The Moroccan prostitute now 18, denies being paid for sex. Of course a prostitute turns up at BerlusHorny's well known bunga bunga parties and they discuss politics whilst nibbling on canapes and sipping caviar all night...just as David Cameron is a descendant of West African migrants. Bungling political mess.
This sexual predator should stand down immediately as PM.He is a discredit to the term Italian Stallion.
Alleged to have used/using women to satisfy his carnal desires,he will now face three of them to explain why or how he did didn't.
If found guilty, BerlusHorny faces up to 15years in prison.

First Read in The Guardian

Tuesday 15 February 2011

XXL Americans go on a NO diet to Michelle Obama's healthy eating stimulus


Our English cousins over the pond are content with eating themselves fat to a stupor given recent back lashes faced by healthy eating campaigners such as Jamie Oliver & U.S. First Lady Mrs Obama. For getting our beloveth eat healthy is as arduous a task as having an elephant fit into a size 0 tankini: unworkable. It is Utopian to imagine XXL Americans accept any healthy eating stimulus of any sort if it isn't deep fried,pan fried,or sizzling oozing with tons of fat slapped in ketchup and Dijon mustard. Jamie Oliver's TV show on the ABC network earlier on this year showed children in America's fattest city: Huntington-West Virginia; mistaking vine tomatoes as potatoes...

The First Lady Michelle Obama's 'Lets Move!' initiative (aimed at tackling America's disgraceful ever rising childhood obesity rate) last Wednesday celebrated it's first anniversary and to mark this; our graceful cousins produced a caricature mocking Mrs Obama as an overweight woman stuffing  her face with mountain pile hamburgers besides a twig thin salad eating Mr Obama.The cartoons are of poor taste and highlight how myopic Americans are over such an important issue clogging up their coronary health.

17% of  American children and adolescents between 2-19 years are obese(CDC). Two thirds of Americans are obese with the overall burden of the disease costing $147million per anum(CBS News). It is greatly disturbing to see Mrs Obama's campaign being ridiculed as such.The untreatable wart of American politics with a vacuous space where her brain should be(Sarah Pack-It-In) voiced her fatuous concerns over the Obesity campaign remarking 'What (Michelle Obama) is telling us is she cannot trust parents to make decisions for their own children, for their own families in what we should eat.' Well given the rate and burden of current childhood obesity...clearly not. Perhaps the First Lady should try deep frying 'Lets Move!' in litres of fat and serve them on a bed of American fries accompanied by XXL can of pop. This may just get the attention of our XXL cousins.

First Read inThe Daily Mail

Monday 14 February 2011

Colonial Love & an Illicit Affair

 "Cameroon and France are entangled at the hips like two illegal lovers caught in the throes of passion". Mambo
"Independent" yet steadfastly walks to tune of whitemen in suits amidst protests(crushed tomatoes)

Despite being freed from colonial rule over half a century ago; Cameroon and its citizens (myself a prime example) remain nothing but a by product of neocolonialism and Francofrog French policy of Assimilation. We need to be soaked in fresh spring waters of  Afrocentrism and hung out to dry in pegs of Identity Awareness.
Mongo Beti 1932-2001 Political Writer
Cameroonian writer- Mongo Beti: who heavily mocked the iron grip Croaking French Toads had over Cameroon alluded in his 1972 novel : Main basse sur le Cameroun, autopsie d'une décolonisation ('Cruel hand on Cameroon, autopsy of a decolonization') what we all know: Cameroon is still steadfastly tied to the apron strings of its former colonial master.What a right French twist that is! One only needs to take a look at how a French twist is achieved at the hairdressers to know what a baking hot mess Cameroon is entangled in. 

We have been proud to associate ourselves with term Françafrique- a word coined by the French Puppet Houphouët-Boigny of Côte d'Ivoire to represent the friendship between France and her slaves African allies. However it is a vulgar, debasing term which signifies degradation and neocolonialism at its peak. Just as it is wrong to call a black man 'nigger', except  for dumb tattooed tramps aka rappers: so to should  it be wrong in using this term  to talk about Afro-Franco relations. French Economist François Xavier Verschave couldn't have given a more apt description as to the meaning of Françafrique: "The secret criminality in the upper echelons of French politics and economy, where a kind of underground Republic is hidden from view" The word is dangerously close to sounding like France in Africa. Don't we all know France is in Africa anyway?Somehow Geographers continuously err in placing her in Europe. 

The worst kept secret in the history of Cameroon's "fair" elections is the fact that everyone knows they are anything but "fair".A Cameroon election to be "fair" is like asking Chantal Biya to ditch the weave and adopt a more natural look- a far cry from her 1st Drag Queen of Africa status. It is like saying Polar bears have voted summer over winter. Blooming heck they did! The immoral harlot that is France has never questioned the fair election system of it's lover yet all monkeys were set loose to trash the banana plantation over Ivory Coast's election rigging. Gbabgo is not a string puppet like Houphouët-Boigny. He refuses to eat from your palms and the world including Super Nanny UN intervenes. The toothless bull dog OAU barks but has no teeth to bite.In fact it is so useless it's bark will not awaken a one week old sleeping infant.
  
The illicit love affair between France & Cameroon, borne during colonialism as far back as 1919 orchestrated under the auspices of the League of Nations needs to stop.The many illegitimate off springs from this affair have done nothing  but deteriorate Cameroon's economy faster than a mudslide. Southern Cameroon acted like thoroughly doubly blindfolded mice on the 1st October 1961 as she voted away her last shred of freedom and dignity to join French Cameroon...willingly selling her soul to servitude as the FrancoToad's mistress.

'We politely referred to as “underdeveloped,” in truth are colonial,semi-colonial or dependent countries'. Che Guevara.

Sunday 13 February 2011

Quote of the Day


“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” - Oscar Wilde

My favourite Oscar Wilde tale of all times is The Fisherman & His Soul. A tragic story of true love- a man loveth so deep that his soul he doth gaveth up for love.  

'Love is better than wisdom, and more precious than riches, and fairer than the feet of the daughters of men. The fires cannot destroy it, nor can the waters quench it'. (The Fisherman to his dead love; the Mermaid).Here is a link to the story and many of Oscar Wilde's tales.The Fisherman & His Soul
PS: Doesn't Oscar Wilde look like Jonathan Ross?

Thursday 10 February 2011

Arrested for "theft by finding" after picking up discarded food

A 21 year old woman has been arrested and charged with theft by finding after helping herself to food items worth £200 thrown out by supermarket giant Tesco. Sasha Hall from Essex who earns £600 a month thought manna had fallen from heaven when her local Tesco Express in Great Baddow threw food up to the amount of £3000 after a power cut. The police who have nothing better to do than terrorise cash strapped hungry citizens later arrived at Ms Hall's domicile threatening to break open her door. She was then promptly handcuffed, arrested like a hardened criminal and will appear in front of Magistrates on February the 16th charged with theft by finding. Talk about the misappropriation of tax payers money to make such a useless arrest while yobs run amok on our streets!

What is theft by finding?

The complexity of English Law renders The Riemann Hypothesis almost solved. The Theft Act of 1968 1(1) defines theft as:  "A person is guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it; and ‘theft’ and ‘steal’ shall be construed accordingly". 3(1) of the same act also states : "Any assumption by a person of the rights of an owner amounts to an appropriation, and this includes, where he has come by the property (innocently or not) without stealing it, any later assumption of a right to it by keeping or dealing with it as owner"  And there you have your meaning of theft by finding. However in this case Ms Hall did not appropriate property given that when Tesco threw out the food: Tesco forfeited its right to that property so it stops being a property of Tesco's.It is tantamount to picking up food in a rubbish bin. How is that theft by finding when the said property is not property owned? What next? Arresting people for scouring the scrap yard? Perhaps if the Met Police have finished dealing with crime off our streets they should shoe shine their shoes to a mirror reflection instead of wasting tax payers money on such incongruous arrests. Tesco should be arrested for its diabolical food waste and its ever soaring prices handcuffed permanently to a price halt. 

First Read in The Daily Mail

What if Lindsay Lohan was Lakeisha Tejani Harem

I couldn't help but wonder for one second what if Miss PoutyTrout Lindsay Lohan was Lakeisha Tejani Harem.
  • She would have been denied bail and immediately sent to jail.
  • If at all granted bail it would have surpassed the measly $40,000 Lohan's was set at.
  • All offers of work would instantly melt away faster than icicles in scorching heat.
  • Lakeisha of course would have been portrayed by the dominantly Caucasian run press as a good for  nothing coke head violent uncontrollable woman with a myriad of evils as an accompanying character.
Lohan is almost glorified as the ultimate cool glamorous blond b**** . Her trophies of misdemeanours include:
  • DUI
  • Cocaine consumption
  • Attacking a Betty Ford employee
  • Various theft allegations ranging from $12,000mink coat,$400,000 necklace from a fashion shoot, $3,500 Rolex, and the most recent $2,500 gold necklace.
Time and time again this blond trout escapes the hooks and nets of the law or are the fishermen deliberately casting nets with huge hole sizes in the murky sea world of celebrity,fame and money? You  have a clear CCTV footage of this thief leaving the shop with a stolen item and the case is in court? That makes a huge mockery of the law.If that had  been a poor woman from Brooklyn or whatever countless ghetto areas there exist in America, her chances of getting away with a slap on the wrist would have been as feasible as Hell flooding. 
It is hugely ironical that  the law which is meant to bring justice to all; instead highlights the mass injustice and inequality between normal non celebrity mortals and untouchable celebrity mortals.
Think twice if you are poor and commit a crime...
And needless to say you need a year out to assess and think thoroughly if you are black.

Tuesday 8 February 2011

Synchronise your sins on your iPhone


Devout Catholics who own iPhones will be pleased to know it is now possible for one to sync one's sinful sins on one's  iPhone via the recently launched Confession Application for a meagre fee of £1.19($1.99).The application endorsed by the Church gives users the opportunity to keep track of their sins namely paedophilia and sexual grooming of young boys offering tips and guidance on the Sacrament of Penance.One is encouraged to examine themselves and their conscience based on age, sex, marital status, sexual orientation, etc: understand their actions before taking the confession trip.
In his recent World Communication speech on January 24th, the Pontiff noted using social networking sites did not constitute sin and encouraged young Christians to share vital information via such networks.
Wonder if God emails his team(Angels, Saints,etc) with daily briefs on their heavenly duties...

First Read in BBC News



Sunday 6 February 2011

Gay lessons to be introduced in school curriculum

Last week the government approved a £35,000 scheme aimed at teaching children about homosexuality in their school lessons. Schools can decide whether to opt in or out.Of course there will be no option with RC schools.
Plans include:
  • Using gay characters in maths/arithmetic and role play scenarios
  • Teaching "LGBT vocabulary"
  • Including homosexuals in census during statistics
  • Encouraging the makings and use of gay right symbols by pupils
  • Having class discussions featuring same sex families
I find this hugely preposterous and asinine on the part of the government and please do not accuse me of homoprejudice.These days it is near impossible for one to express their thoughts without being labelled racist,sexist,anti-Semitic, homonegative, homophobic, homoignorant,etc (pardon me if I have omitted more to the Litany of Anti-social Names).
Homosexuality it appears is being rammed down our throats by our nanny government. The more marginalised groups of people are being forced into our faces for us to accept them, the more they become more marginalised and unaccepted. Recent reports on education suggest that children are leaving school short of the three Rs(Reading,Writing, Arithmetic) yet the government is obsessed with teaching children about homosexuality. Of what use is this if the children end up not being able to read and spell homosexuality?How about concentrating on the basic necessity of education? What is this obsession we have developed with sex and homosexuality? How about learning to talk before you can sing? Teaching children LGBT vocabulary is an idea so ridiculously insane I rather choose adopting the language of chavs.Why? Because most LGBT language are of a high adult material shrouded in sexual meanings. For example cruising isn't what you think it is.Even as an adult I cringe at the many meanings behind these words and shudder incessantly to think of my 10 year old niece or 7 year old nephew learning about these in schools.
Parents are already engaged in a social war with the media,TV, etc over their coverage of sexuality, sex, etc at every angle.When my niece was about six, she was aware of the term lesbian meaning "two women kissing Auntie".A stark contrast to Auntie who became aware of homosexuality at the age of 18 in a Pretoria bar in South Africa. Please do not ask me how but it was an evening of startling revelations which resulted in my girlfriend Nnenna and I being issued stark warnings in the predominantly Caucasian lesbian club.
So what next will be on the curriculum? Encouraging children to dress as alter gender characters to explore all the different sexualities?  If we are taught homosexuality is just as equal as heterosexuality why the need to continuously cleanse us with waters from the stream of homosexuality? It is still headline news when a famous personality "comes out of the closet". Are we all just hugely ostentatious in accepting homosexuality? This can be applied to ethnicity as well when we raise our eyebrows at that well spoken black person who is a Lord,Baroness or an MD of  a FTSE 100 company.
We are all free to be whatever we wish to be...that is a basic freedom right but we are not obliged to accept what people choose to be.That is not an issue. It becomes an issue when we start behaving in an unacceptable manner towards those we do not agree with. Let education be education without interference from society's moral high horse.

First Read in The Telegraph

International Year for People of African Descent

2011 is the International Year for People of African Descent as declared by the UN and USA.Is this short of an apology for the inhuman slave in humans orchestrated by the US which went on for over two centuries? What does an International Year for People of African Descent really signify? Perhaps an end to economic slavery by most of African descent with the US & major European countries? A recognition of Africa and it's peoples as an equal economic power? A stop to the brain drain currently enjoyed by the US and Europe? But then again just like the abominable trade in humans: our leaders were at the helm of such a trade and continue to be so. Below is a video message from the US secretary of state to all peoples who fit into this category.


First Read in US Department of State

Tuesday 1 February 2011

The inequality of gender equality.

"When women start wanting to behave like men, they disrupt the natural order of things". Mambo

The recent sexism scandal which has engulfed Sky Sports making headlines over the past week has created such a furore of heat hotter than volcanic larva.For those who preach gender equality louder than Jesus Christ ever preached the Gospel, extend this to all areas of life and not just pick and choose where women should be treated equal. As a woman I do not want to be equal to a man; I wish to be treated differently like a pampered pooch and rather much prefer phrases as "Oh she's a lady.You can't expect her to." rather than be seen as a man's equal. Men and women are not physiologically or physically equal and there's a reason for that which can be applied to all areas of life be it social,work,etc.

The press and air head celebrities have been quick  to jump on the sexism Concorde denouncing comments made off air in private between two Sky Sports  dinosaurs journalists. Rio Ferdinand was quick to tweet via his beak about it being OK to have a female official in a game. One can actually feel the falseness & insincerity of Ferdinand's empty twitter rant.Hopefully Rio has never ever made crude anti-female jibes in the men's locker room.
I personally do not give a flying monkeys about comments made in private hence the word "private". The neanderthal  reporters didn't go public about their misogynist views. Certain professions are dominated and well suited to certain genders: so what? It is the same as doing a double take at a male midwife. (Or are they now called midhusband?). I am sure women will make equally vile comments! 
Everyone is entitled to their opinion no matter how offensive it may seem so long as it is not thrown at the victim's face.The problem with the world is we are too far up our gluteus maximus  with political correctness and appeasing whatever religious, race, etc act there is we are now at high  risk of losing our own individuality. Perhaps it is time for a Private Communication Act to be passed.

The comments were not sexist: they were but a selection of poorly unrefined jokes taking a swipe at the female sex. Last time I checked sexism was defined as the belief that one sex is superior to the other (Well yes most men are physically superior to women while most women are psychologically superior to men!). Sexism, racism,etc are views held unknowingly by a vast majority. So you have never raised an eyebrow at female dustbin men, concierge, or gawked at a male hotel maid?
When women start wanting to behave like men: it disrupts the natural order of things.The real victims of these so called sexism scandal are men for if a woman had made such equally poor taste jokes about men, it would have been laughed off.

PS:Isn't it interesting how Sky Sports female journalists are mostly svelte attractive blonds? Doesn't that make Sky Sports selectively appearance sexist in it's selection of journalists?

Monday 31 January 2011

Conned out of £80k by Nigerian Ninjas

Lonely divorcee Kate Roberts.
A ditsy mother of three handed £80,000 over a period of nine months to a Nigerian scammer she met on the Friends Reunited Dating website. The man who posed as an American soldier going by the name of Sergeant Ray Smith, successfully dug an internet burrow into Kate Roberts heart and was able to extort the vast sum through setting up a fake internet profile accompanied by dashing pictures of  himself as a soldier dressed in the US Army regalia. "Sergeant Ray Smith" made frequent calls to Kate Roberts in his distinctive American accent.He even got his "Captain" to place calls to Ms Roberts assuring  her of his departure date for Britain.
Sergeant Ray Smith
The ruse finally came to an end when Sgt Smith abruptly stopped calling Ms Roberts after she handed him £12,000.She contacted his base who had never heard of him.Her mobile phone company traced numbers "Sgt Smith" had used to a Nigerian mobile. Ms Roberts has had to sell off her house to pay her mounting debts she amassed from funding "Sgt Smith". She also had this to say : 'Aside from losing the money I feel like I’ve lost the love of my life. I know he wasn’t real, but the feelings were real to me and that’s very difficult to come to terms with. Hundreds of other women must be getting conned right now.' It is now easily understood how she arrived at such folly with such a luxurious foolish deep statement heavily encased in stupidity and presented in a pink foil wrap of sheer dumbness.
I am convinced Nigerian scammers studied Psychology modules at university.Natural born actors who put to shame all "trained" Oscar winning actors.Connoisseurs in the fine art of scamming.Mozarts in the sweet music of lies, one can almost admire them. They represent the human brain at its nadir. Each new scamming story outshines the other but then again the Grand Masters of scam remain Madoff & Stanford: the Godfathers of 419 at its finest - home grown and reared in the USA. Nigerian scammers are nothing but waiters at the tables of these talented US cheats who have picked up 10% tips from the Grand Masters themselves.

First read in The Daily Mail

Monday 24 January 2011

Obama: Before He Became


My brother sent this to me with the words:
"All a Man needs is a patient woman to stick by and watch his dreams fall into place and to quit nagging. Do you think she knew he would become the US president at this time? I don’t think so, but she stuck with him and his VW beetle  anyway".
Not sure if photoshop had a hand to play in this as I do not remember Michelle ever visiting Africa before she was First Lady( I am assuming that is somewhere in Africa given the structure of the corrugated zinc roofs?..then again I may be wrong in my assumptions as certain areas in the deep south bare a strong resemblance to Africa).I read Obama's Dreams from My Father and Michelle was not mentioned in his Kenyan trip.He went solo.
Nevertheless it's a beautiful retro image. 

Thursday 20 January 2011

Africa's Top Ten "Sexiest" Males.

This morning my brother sent me an email with the caption "Chocolate morning glories for you". It was a link to Africa's Top Ten "sexiest" males of 2010 as compiled by Jamati.fr  After going through the lists of the continent's "sexiest" males, one can safely conclude like beauty, the word sexy is also heavily subjective. Sebastien Bassong is clearly missing in this list...but then again that is my subjective view.
Below is the link to 'Africa's Top Ten gay looking sexiest males'.Enjoy! It definitely didn't make my morning glory!
PS:If you think this list is missing YOU,feel free to email editors of this site.You may just make it to their next year's list and make my morning glory...

The site also had a list of Africa's Sexiest Females and after perusing through, I am proud to say Africa indeed has the most exquisite beautiful natural made women.The African woman reminds me of a beautiful painstakingly handpainted clay pot who passes through fire to make her standout.The beauty of an African woman radiates from within. No amount of words could describe her beauty unless you beheld her. Here is the link :


Friday 14 January 2011

Oldham byelection: stark warning to 'Demolition' Government

Labour's Debbie Abraham celebrates victory.
The forced marriage between Mr & Mr CamClegg shouldn't brush Labour's recent byelection win as dirt off their shoulders since Labour's ousted former MP aka inciter of racial hatred and political bigot Phil Woolas' woolly views and shady election win of 2010 was made void for breaching Representation of Peoples Act 1983.
The Conservatives have been quick to stress ruling governmental parties rarely perform well in byelections (An excuse weaker than a broken door left hanging on its hinges) while their 'demolition' partner The Liberal Democrats also profuse an equally weaker excuse by stating they had won same number of seats they did when Labour won at general elections a few months ago. Would one say eight months ago was a few months ago? It is short of four months to make it a year.The CondemnedLib duo government need to sit up and stop making lame duck excuses as to their recent byelection losses.
It is not an 'anti-government' vote as stated by Simon Hughes of the LibDems. It is a message from the vast majority struggling financially hard up UK public to the cabinet of millionaires hugely disconnected from the plight of ordinary people it pledged to serve 'a few months ago'. Nick Clegg and The LibDems have changed political directions more times than a chameleon changes colours. Cameron has done nothing but cut and cut and cut...the only cut he has to impose yet is on his waist line(Yes of course blame it on the few extra Christmas puddings).The increase VAT,sky rocketing fuel prices, high unemployment rate, bankers awarding themselves million pound bonuses though a few months ago banks were rescued by tax payers; have done nothing to quell public's discontent.The poor get poorer and the rich get richer.The social classification of Britons as in the medieval times from serfs to kings have never been more evident.
Little drops make an ocean...Oldham is tiny ripped stitch in the political pants of Mr&Mr CamClegg which should not be ignored.It is at risk of being a full blown unrepairable tear come May 2015.And a tear which I shall gladly welcome and look forward to. if only a pair scissors could accelerate this faster.
Results of major parties:
Labour: 14,718 (42.1%)
Lib Dems: 11,160 (31.9%)
Conservatives: 4,481 (12.8%)

First Read in The Guardian and The Telegraph

Foxy Fox Shoots Hunter.

Wounded fox shots Its would be killer
An unnamed hunter has been shot by a fox in Belarus. The incident occurred when the man approached the already wounded fox for a closer shot(with his gun of course).The foxy fox then sprung unto the hunter fighting for it's life hanging by the gun.In the ensuing fight, the hunter was accidentally shot in the leg while cunning ol' foxy made a quick dash to safety.
Good on ya foxy!.I am no animal activists or PETA lover as I love my meat and leopard  print shoes & bag but I find hunting a most cruel and distasting activity.Why will anyone with a supposedly fully formed functional brain take delight in shooting animals dead? The animals are at a high disadvantage given that the hunters are of course armed. Hunting is a cowardly act and for such monstrosity to be called "sport" baffles me.

First Read in Yahoo UK News

One 'ell ova flamin' lurv

Victoria Bynes literally had the "hots" for her partner.
It seems some women will go to lengths to keep their men in check by making them burn in love. A Florida based resident took the term 'flaming love' literally alive by setting her partner's genitals aflame.Victoria Bynes- 29 drove to Andrew Williams' home dousing him in petrol before flicking her lighter to a man's much guarded possession.Bynes fire hot actions which resulted in Williams being treated for second and third degree burns to his abdomen & genitals originated from her suspicions over Williams' eyeful views of other women. If William was indeed guilty of Bynes' suspicions, we can be sure that the next time he has a flaming hot desire of what's left of his genitals towards another woman; the thought of this experience will instantly extinguish cold any ideas.
Victoria Bynes has been charged with aggravated assault and released on a $10,000 bail.
Andre Williams' condition is not known...we wish him a speedy recovery.
Another nutcracker black woman makes news. 
PS:Only in America.First Read in The Daily Mail

Wednesday 12 January 2011

Hillary Clinton's Clean Fall

Dear Hillary Clinton had braved all the steps of plane she was boarding only for her to have a fall at last minute on landing; after turning to give a most White House wave to the people of Yemen.Good thing she was wearing trousers! We would not  have wanted her wiki-leaking anything personal meant for private eyes. Perhaps the White House needs to retrain and review staff annually on how to board a plane?That said; it was a graceful fall.Proud of you HillyLets also hope this wasn't some sinister spying plan by Yemen...
First Read in The Independent
 

Sunday 9 January 2011

Quote of the Day

"Man being the only animal whose desires increase as they are  fed.The only animal that is never satisfied" Henry George 1839-1837

I received this from a male friend this morning and thought it quite interesting. It is a phrase which could be applied across a wide spectrum. Henry George was an American writer and political economist who coined economic idealism of Georgism.Needless to say this quote was borne from a politico-economic conception sirred by perhaps Georgism?

One could assume 'Man' in this context to represent individuals with the XY chromosome with insatiable gourmand appetites and the need to taste every types of food the world all over.
Assume those who meet these demands(suppliers) are predominantly XX chromosomal type individuals in total oblivion to  Le Petit Gourmand lurking deep inside swollen pregnant bellies of those demanding.
The more Man is fed, the more his needs grow in accordance with his expanding waistline.

So Le Petit Gourmand grows into a Grand Gourmand to  the point where supply exceeds demand by a large margin. The suppliers have been left bone dry and devoid of any sustainable means to feed this animal...forgetting that they are never satisfied.(At this point I remember what my wise friend Mimi Myra had once said: "Give a man Gold and he'll ask for Silver.Give him Diamond and he'll want Gold").
What's left at this stage is either:
  • Le Grand Gourmand becomes a faithful food devourer of just the suppliers type of food patiently waiting and perhaps together they can source different supplies to wet his greedy appetite; or Le Gran Gourmand
  • Deserts his supplier faster than the pace of a tornado unto another supplier who will temporary feed his appetite before he again ditches her scampers off.
My reply to this text? Need I say more...

Thursday 6 January 2011

Quote of the Day

"I am more afraid of an army of one hundred sheep led by a lion than an army of one hundred lions led by a sheep" Charles Maurice de Talleyrand 1754-1838


I usually do not agree with FrenchFrogs as I abhore the very element of French economic policies within most of their economic trade slaves countries but Talleyrand's quote est une piece magnifique. It was almost as if we had had a discussion about non-sheep-sheep humans as just a few days ago my status on Zuckenberg's social network read : "You cannot reason with sheep.They will always prefer the safety of a ditch".

Nigeria is Happiest Place on Earth

Feeling blue? Nip over to the land of Hope & Optimism: Nigeria
 "While the rest of the world believe they've got a book in them,  most Nigerians believe they've got a million quid in them" Bim Adewunmi.

A recent poll by Gallup has ranked Nigerians as the most hopeful & optimistic people on earth.Usually accustom to reading negative headlines about the land of 419ners(a.k.a."black" Ponzi Schemes) I was greatly perplex at such positivity shown by the English press towards Nigerians & anything African.Could they have been bribed to write such? Possibly not!...How dare I voice such blasphemous press thoughts on our news worthy non bias English press!.

According to the article, low income countries such as Nigeria(My feeble mind is yet to grasp the complexity of a country with the largest oil reserve in Africa  and world's 10th largest oil producer being described as a low income country.Personally I think the indicators of what is high or low income have been determined by white economies too long.Surely Nigeria could rightly fit into a "moderate income" bracket?...Ignore my musings: they are random thoughts of an ill-advised-wishful-thinking-non economic-enlightened individual).

Back to the topic at hand: the most optimistic and hopeful people resided in poorer countries such as Afghanistan,Iraq,Kossovo, Bangladesh, etc It is difficult to imagine any hope in the debris war mess that is Iraq and Afghanistan(Then again my judgement has been heavily marred by the stream of negative press we are bombarded with about these countries).
How pale grey shock I was to read that G7 countries who are of course notably high income countries; scored perilously low on optimism! They saw the future through dark glasses albeit their sunny wealth status. Perhaps the vibrant heat rays from their wealth temporary blinded them-plunging them into a dark abyss? Indeed the old cliché money doesn't buy happiness springs to mind(Though I am vehemently of the opinion that money plays a central part in happiness).
So there we go...Nigeria is officially the happiest place on earth and make that all of Africa too! Where:
  • Everyone knows their neighbours names.
  • Do not need an invite/make pretentious phone calls to visit friends/family.
  • Actually communicate with humans as in physical communication not e-poking, etc via Facebook(We are on the verge of loosing our facial& body expressions due to the fact that all are now transmitted via texts,emails, etc such as "smh","rotf","lol"....etc endless lists of actions which makes me "smh" too as I write this.)
  • People do not lie dead in houses/flats for weeks and even years unnoticed.
Just to name a few. I am not surprised Nigeria is the happiest place on earth.Every Nigerian I have come across is a Prince or Princess with the aspiration of conquering the world.Not to mention those I met in my MPH class who were all Doctors...and of course graduated with flying colours.
Abbreviations used:
  • Smh:Shakes my head
  • Rotf:Rolling on the floor
  • Lol:Laugh out loud.
First read in:The Guardian