<h3>What if Lindsay Lohan was Lakeisha Tejani Harem</h3>

I couldn't help but wonder for one second what if Miss PoutyTrout Lindsay Lohan was Lakeisha Tejani Harem.

• She would have been denied bail and immediately sent to jail.
• If at all granted bail it would have surpassed the measly $40,000 Lohan's was set at.
• All offers of work would instantly melt away faster than icicles in scorching heat.
• Lakeisha of course would have been portrayed by the dominantly Caucasian run press as a good for  nothing coke head violent uncontrollable woman with a myriad of evils as an accompanying character.

Lohan is almost glorified as the ultimate cool glamorous blond b**** . Her trophies of misdemeanours include:

• DUI
• Cocaine consumption
• Attacking a Betty Ford employee
• Various theft allegations ranging from $12,000mink coat,$400,000 necklace from a fashion shoot, $3,500 Rolex, and the most recent $2,500 gold necklace.

Time and time again this blond trout escapes the hooks and nets of the law or are the fishermen deliberately casting nets with huge hole sizes in the murky sea world of celebrity,fame and money? You  have a clear CCTV footage of this thief leaving the shop with a stolen item and the case is in court? That makes a huge mockery of the law.If that had  been a poor woman from Brooklyn or whatever countless ghetto areas there exist in America, her chances of getting away with a slap on the wrist would have been as feasible as Hell flooding. 
It is hugely ironical that  the law which is meant to bring justice to all; instead highlights the mass injustice and inequality between normal non celebrity mortals and untouchable celebrity mortals.

Think twice if you are poor and commit a crime...

And needless to say you need a year out to assess and think thoroughly if you are black.