Response to anti-illegal immigration bus campaign

Dear Mr Cameron and your Cabinet of Millionaires, 
If you want to curb immigration and send back all illegal immigrants from Africa, I suggest you consider giving a relocation allowance of £50K, providing meat and beer on the return flights home. 
This will solve the problem instantly...not this bus advert campaign! Whose idea was that? Was it conjured over a game of cards at Number 10 or what? It is too simplistic. Even the EDL could do better in sending away these immigrants who clean your hospitals and pick your tomatoes. 
By the way I hope your chipped tooth is much improved? Hoping the whole tooth comes out eventually leaving you with an ugly dental gap; as ugly as this advert.
Yours Sincerely, 
An African Migrant.