Tuesday 8 February 2011

Synchronise your sins on your iPhone


Devout Catholics who own iPhones will be pleased to know it is now possible for one to sync one's sinful sins on one's  iPhone via the recently launched Confession Application for a meagre fee of £1.19($1.99).The application endorsed by the Church gives users the opportunity to keep track of their sins namely paedophilia and sexual grooming of young boys offering tips and guidance on the Sacrament of Penance.One is encouraged to examine themselves and their conscience based on age, sex, marital status, sexual orientation, etc: understand their actions before taking the confession trip.
In his recent World Communication speech on January 24th, the Pontiff noted using social networking sites did not constitute sin and encouraged young Christians to share vital information via such networks.
Wonder if God emails his team(Angels, Saints,etc) with daily briefs on their heavenly duties...

First Read in BBC News



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Commercialisation of the church!!! I thought this ended with the Bishops Zakes (is that the right spelling?), TB Joshua and Pastor Chris of this world. When the Catholic Church start doing this, tomorrow, the "new churches" will tell you to book online to meet God.

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